I am Indian...

I bribe the cop on the road, I bribe the Transport inspector for Driving License;I cry of corruption at Jantar Mantar.

I spit on roads, I urinate in public, I throw garbage from my balcony; I cry of bad muncipal corporation

I gamble, I bet on cricket; I cry of consipracy at Stock Exchange.

I drink Scotch, I eat pizza, I wear torn jeans, I speak with an accent; I cry about losing nativity

I dont vote, I dont back an honest candidate; I cry of dirty politicians

I buy plots of farm lands and build apartments, I encroach lakes and ponds; I cry of rising food prices.

I mix kerosene with diesel,I steal electricity, ;I cry of rising energy prices.

I relish reality TV fighting, I foul mouth; I cry about losing ethos and values preached by great scriptures.

I am Indian!